Absurd Creature of the Week: The Anglerfish and the Absolute Worst Sex on Earth

The deep-sea anglerfishes’ mating ritual goes something like this: Boy meets girl, boy bites girl, boy’s mouth fuses to girl’s body, boy lives the rest of his life attached to girl sharing her blood and supplying her with sperm. Ah, a tale as old as time.<img width='1' height='1' src='http://feeds.wired.com/c/35185/f/661370/s/3373c009/sc/1/mf.gif' border='0'